He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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