I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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