so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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