you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you inspire me to be a worse person
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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