She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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