he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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