WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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