obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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