Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
id be glad to
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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