I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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