physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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