He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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