I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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