she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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