i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
