Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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