Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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