Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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