Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
bring money and cleavage
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.