if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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