There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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