she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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