I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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