No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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