would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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