He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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