no, he came in my armpit
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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