Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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