Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Operation Purity has been aborted
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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