I feel like I'm in dance class right now
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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