I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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