perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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