well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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