Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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