We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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