I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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