Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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