i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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