Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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