JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I didn't notice because vodka
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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