Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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