No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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