She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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