smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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