I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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This is classic penis vs brain.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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