You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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