Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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