If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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