grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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