glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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