I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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