Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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