doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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