i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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