is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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